"Hey Little Alice" by SonR

I wanted to post this as a sort of tribute to the (now lost) VMT9 thread.  

Poor Little Alice by SonR (set to the tune of Hey There Delilah). Normal version here.

Poor little Alice
What’s it like in fashion city
We’re a million miles away
Your man, in space he looks so pretty
He’s on the moon
Stars don’t sparkle like he will soon
We’ll bake real soon

Poor little Alice
You could not have foreseen this
We got Seth the wolf to help us
We might stop on Venus
On our way
Our space ship will fly away
Taking Jazz yippy yay

Oh, He’s the Popsicle king
Oh, He’s the Popsicle king
Oh, He’s the Popsicle king
Oh, He’s the Popsicle king
The Popsicle king

Hey little Alice
We know you will miss the zest
You know it’s time to share
The gift he has with others, it’s the best
His eyes twickle
We like his blood lust and pink sprinkles
Our smiles wrinkle

Hey little Alice
We wanted his Popsicle
There was really nothing you could do
Even a great obstacle
Would not delay
The plan would have worked anyway
We’ll bake all day

Oh, He’s the Popsicle king
Oh, He’s the Popsicle king
Oh, He’s the Popsicle king
Oh, He’s the Popsicle king

Not even Edward’s chastity
Would resist what zero gravity
Promises to offer us of delightful ways
Temptation got the best of us
So we went and got an ice cream truck
With it we took Jasper away
Pleasures we will find in space
Really are not common place
We do not know when we might be done
Jasper’s the one

Poor little Alice
The rest of the family bakes
Emmett and Rosalie in the garage
Carlisle is with his Esme
Acting out Grey’s Anatomy
Edward and Bella went to their meadow
Up in space our baking sounds bellow
Where’s your fellow

Oh, He’s the Popsicle king
Oh, He’s the Popsicle king
Oh, He’s the Popsicle king
Oh, He’s the Popsicle king
The Popsicle king

Enjoy, and thanks to SonR for letting me post it here!  

-Kirby