Tuesday, June 17, 2008

"Jasperlicious"!

The first, second, and third verses of "Jasperlicious" are COMPLETE!

If you aren't familiar enough with the song to rap it in the instrumental, here's the regular version with the normal "Fergalicious" lyrics. But, if you're a little more ambitious, here's the instrumental version. I tried rapping it on the instrumental and it is WAY FUN!

Edward, Carlisle, Emmett, JAZZY!

VERSE 1

Listen up ya'll, cause it’s legit
The lyrics I’m creating are Jasperlicious!

Jasperlicious definition Soulja Boi from old school
He may be married to Alice but he still makes all the girls drool
He’s a must, he’s got bloodlust
The Popsicle Prince, watch him wince
Cause he knows that there’s no beating
Good ol’ Jazzy and his heating!

[Hook]
Jasperlicious (Vampire vicious)
Our boy is so ambitious
And Alice is suspiscious
But we would never be malicious
His battle scars (ooooohaahhhhh)
They make us girls all swoon, swoon
We’re all waiting for our Jazzy and we hope to find him soon!
(Edward, Carlisle, Emmett, JAZZY!)

[Chorus]
So delicious (It's true, true)
So delicious (All the girls want to watch him brew)
So delicious (And they’re all wondering for who)
Jasperlicious (l-l-l-l-l-lusty, lusty)


Verse 2
Jasperlicious-freeze…Jasperlicious-freeze….Jasperlicious freeze…
Freeze freeze freeze freeze freeze freeze freeze freeze freeze
Jasperlicious definition make the girls go psycho
Sorry Alice, but ya know that he will soon be MY beau
He’s the J to the A, S, P the E the R
And Jasper is the very best baker by far!

[Hook]
Jasperlicious (Vampire vicious)
Our boy is so ambitious
And Alice is suspiscious
But we would never be malicious
His battle scars (ooooohaahhhhh)
They make us girls all swoon, swoon
We’re all waiting for our Jazzy and we hope to find him soon!
(Edward, Carlisle, Emmett, JAZZY!)

[Chorus]
So delicious (It's true, true)
So delicious (All the girls wanna watch him brew)
So delicious (And they’re all wondering for who)
Jasperlicious (l-l-l-l-l-lusty, lusty)


Verse 3
Jazzy, Jazzy, Jazzy
Won’t you come bake with me?
Alice is gone at Fashion Week
The time is now so don't be meek
Jasper is tasty tasty, now please don't make me
Kidnap you Jazzy Jazzy, now please don't make m

J to the A to the S P E R dang its Jasper!
J to the A to the S P E R dang its Jasper!
C to the A to the R L I S L E , to the C to the A to the, to the, to the, hit it Jazzy




Tell me what you think, and Enjoy!  

-Kirby

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