"Hey Little Alice" by SonR

I wanted to post this as a sort of tribute to the (now lost) VMT9 thread.  

Poor Little Alice by SonR (set to the tune of Hey There Delilah). Normal version here.

Poor little Alice
What’s it like in fashion city
We’re a million miles away
Your man, in space he looks so pretty
He’s on the moon
Stars don’t sparkle like he will soon
We’ll bake real soon

Poor little Alice
You could not have foreseen this
We got Seth the wolf to help us
We might stop on Venus
On our way
Our space ship will fly away
Taking Jazz yippy yay

Oh, He’s the Popsicle king
Oh, He’s the Popsicle king
Oh, He’s the Popsicle king
Oh, He’s the Popsicle king
The Popsicle king

Hey little Alice
We know you will miss the zest
You know it’s time to share
The gift he has with others, it’s the best
His eyes twickle
We like his blood lust and pink sprinkles
Our smiles wrinkle

Hey little Alice
We wanted his Popsicle
There was really nothing you could do
Even a great obstacle
Would not delay
The plan would have worked anyway
We’ll bake all day

Oh, He’s the Popsicle king
Oh, He’s the Popsicle king
Oh, He’s the Popsicle king
Oh, He’s the Popsicle king

Not even Edward’s chastity
Would resist what zero gravity
Promises to offer us of delightful ways
Temptation got the best of us
So we went and got an ice cream truck
With it we took Jasper away
Pleasures we will find in space
Really are not common place
We do not know when we might be done
Jasper’s the one

Poor little Alice
The rest of the family bakes
Emmett and Rosalie in the garage
Carlisle is with his Esme
Acting out Grey’s Anatomy
Edward and Bella went to their meadow
Up in space our baking sounds bellow
Where’s your fellow

Oh, He’s the Popsicle king
Oh, He’s the Popsicle king
Oh, He’s the Popsicle king
Oh, He’s the Popsicle king
The Popsicle king

Enjoy, and thanks to SonR for letting me post it here!  

-Kirby

"Jasperlicious"!

The first, second, and third verses of "Jasperlicious" are COMPLETE!

If you aren't familiar enough with the song to rap it in the instrumental, here's the regular version with the normal "Fergalicious" lyrics. But, if you're a little more ambitious, here's the instrumental version. I tried rapping it on the instrumental and it is WAY FUN!

Edward, Carlisle, Emmett, JAZZY!

VERSE 1

Listen up ya'll, cause it’s legit
The lyrics I’m creating are Jasperlicious!

Jasperlicious definition Soulja Boi from old school
He may be married to Alice but he still makes all the girls drool
He’s a must, he’s got bloodlust
The Popsicle Prince, watch him wince
Cause he knows that there’s no beating
Good ol’ Jazzy and his heating!

[Hook]
Jasperlicious (Vampire vicious)
Our boy is so ambitious
And Alice is suspiscious
But we would never be malicious
His battle scars (ooooohaahhhhh)
They make us girls all swoon, swoon
We’re all waiting for our Jazzy and we hope to find him soon!
(Edward, Carlisle, Emmett, JAZZY!)

[Chorus]
So delicious (It's true, true)
So delicious (All the girls want to watch him brew)
So delicious (And they’re all wondering for who)
Jasperlicious (l-l-l-l-l-lusty, lusty)

Verse 2
Jasperlicious-freeze…Jasperlicious-freeze….Jasperlicious freeze…
Freeze freeze freeze freeze freeze freeze freeze freeze freeze
Jasperlicious definition make the girls go psycho
Sorry Alice, but ya know that he will soon be MY beau
He’s the J to the A, S, P the E the R
And Jasper is the very best baker by far!

[Hook]
Jasperlicious (Vampire vicious)
Our boy is so ambitious
And Alice is suspiscious
But we would never be malicious
His battle scars (ooooohaahhhhh)
They make us girls all swoon, swoon
We’re all waiting for our Jazzy and we hope to find him soon!
(Edward, Carlisle, Emmett, JAZZY!)

[Chorus]
So delicious (It's true, true)
So delicious (All the girls wanna watch him brew)
So delicious (And they’re all wondering for who)
Jasperlicious (l-l-l-l-l-lusty, lusty)


Verse 3
Jazzy, Jazzy, Jazzy
Won’t you come bake with me?
Alice is gone at Fashion Week
The time is now so don't be meek
Jasper is tasty tasty, now please don't make me
Kidnap you Jazzy Jazzy, now please don't make m

J to the A to the S P E R dang its Jasper!
J to the A to the S P E R dang its Jasper!
C to the A to the R L I S L E , to the C to the A to the, to the, to the, hit it Jazzy




Tell me what you think, and Enjoy!  

-Kirby

"Ice Ice Baby"...Cullen Style!

since I couldn't find an instrumental version of this song, you can just speak the lyrics over the normal ones using this video because thats the version I used to make sure the lyrics matched the beat. Tell me what you think!

Yo VMT let's kick it

Ice ice baby (x2)

All right stop put down your work and come on

Ice is back on the Twilight Lexicon

Passion grabs ahold of me tightly

Passion for Jasper daily and nightly

Where is Emmett? Sure beats me

Could he be baking with Rosalie?

To the extreme they’re heating up the kitchen

But just look outside and see Carlisle pitchin’

Baseball, go watch the game that’s forming

These games are rare they only form when storming

Alice just watch her take the plate

Jasper is pleased that they met by fate

Love him or not you just can’t deny

That he’s the King so don’t be shy

If Edward has a question just ask Jasper

He sees Alice’s mind, so he doesn’t have to ask her



CHORUS

Ice ice baby King Jasper (x4)



Now the Cullens are baking

We have some questions and no we’re not faking!

Seriously, what all do they wear?

Yes, we’re referring to Under There!

And what about their favorite kitchens?

These questions are making our minds a itchin’!

Emmalie, would do it in a car

But Jalice on the moon is the hottest by far!

Oh snap, Carlisle and Esme

I think we all agree they bake conventionally

Bella’s on standby waiting for her marriage

But she doesn’t have to worry bout a baby carriage!

Jasper has many talents in the field

He can make you not ever want to yield

The kitchen is closed

So Jasper decided to make his own, take me please!

The Denali Clan, they’re ice cold

I wonder if men know that they’re old!

Chilling, the Popsicle Prince in prime

Baking with Emmett, best show on primetime!

Reading the books eagerly

Wondering if there’s such a romance out there for me?

Thunder cracks the air like a bell

But do not worry, the Cullens are swell

Cooking with Edward sounds really nice

Even the 107 year old virgin is smooth like ice

Jasper to Emmett, the gangs all here

Alice and Rosalie have nothing to fear

We have so many questions, so few answers

I don’t know about you, but I am sure that

If Edward has a question just ask Jasper

He sees Alice’s mind, so he doesn’t have to ask her!!


REPEAT CHORUS

Enjoy!

-Kirby