Ice ice baby (x2)
All right stop put down your work and come on
Ice is back on the Twilight Lexicon
Passion grabs ahold of me tightly
Passion for Jasper daily and nightly
Where is Emmett? Sure beats me
Could he be baking with Rosalie?
To the extreme they’re heating up the kitchen
But just look outside and see Carlisle pitchin’
Baseball, go watch the game that’s forming
These games are rare they only form when storming
Alice just watch her take the plate
Jasper is pleased that they met by fate
Love him or not you just can’t deny
That he’s the King so don’t be shy
If Edward has a question just ask Jasper
He sees Alice’s mind, so he doesn’t have to ask her
CHORUS
Ice ice baby King Jasper (x4)
Now the Cullens are baking
We have some questions and no we’re not faking!
Seriously, what all do they wear?
Yes, we’re referring to Under There!
And what about their favorite kitchens?
These questions are making our minds a itchin’!
Emmalie, would do it in a car
But Jalice on the moon is the hottest by far!
Oh snap, Carlisle and Esme
I think we all agree they bake conventionally
Bella’s on standby waiting for her marriage
But she doesn’t have to worry bout a baby carriage!
Jasper has many talents in the field
He can make you not ever want to yield
The kitchen is closed
So Jasper decided to make his own, take me please!
The Denali Clan, they’re ice cold
I wonder if men know that they’re old!
Chilling, the Popsicle Prince in prime
Baking with Emmett, best show on primetime!
Reading the books eagerly
Wondering if there’s such a romance out there for me?
Thunder cracks the air like a bell
But do not worry, the Cullens are swell
Cooking with Edward sounds really nice
Even the 107 year old virgin is smooth like ice
Jasper to Emmett, the gangs all here
Alice and Rosalie have nothing to fear
We have so many questions, so few answers
I don’t know about you, but I am sure that
If Edward has a question just ask Jasper
He sees Alice’s mind, so he doesn’t have to ask her!!
REPEAT CHORUS
All right stop put down your work and come on
Ice is back on the Twilight Lexicon
Passion grabs ahold of me tightly
Passion for Jasper daily and nightly
Where is Emmett? Sure beats me
Could he be baking with Rosalie?
To the extreme they’re heating up the kitchen
But just look outside and see Carlisle pitchin’
Baseball, go watch the game that’s forming
These games are rare they only form when storming
Alice just watch her take the plate
Jasper is pleased that they met by fate
Love him or not you just can’t deny
That he’s the King so don’t be shy
If Edward has a question just ask Jasper
He sees Alice’s mind, so he doesn’t have to ask her
CHORUS
Ice ice baby King Jasper (x4)
Now the Cullens are baking
We have some questions and no we’re not faking!
Seriously, what all do they wear?
Yes, we’re referring to Under There!
And what about their favorite kitchens?
These questions are making our minds a itchin’!
Emmalie, would do it in a car
But Jalice on the moon is the hottest by far!
Oh snap, Carlisle and Esme
I think we all agree they bake conventionally
Bella’s on standby waiting for her marriage
But she doesn’t have to worry bout a baby carriage!
Jasper has many talents in the field
He can make you not ever want to yield
The kitchen is closed
So Jasper decided to make his own, take me please!
The Denali Clan, they’re ice cold
I wonder if men know that they’re old!
Chilling, the Popsicle Prince in prime
Baking with Emmett, best show on primetime!
Reading the books eagerly
Wondering if there’s such a romance out there for me?
Thunder cracks the air like a bell
But do not worry, the Cullens are swell
Cooking with Edward sounds really nice
Even the 107 year old virgin is smooth like ice
Jasper to Emmett, the gangs all here
Alice and Rosalie have nothing to fear
We have so many questions, so few answers
I don’t know about you, but I am sure that
If Edward has a question just ask Jasper
He sees Alice’s mind, so he doesn’t have to ask her!!
REPEAT CHORUS
Enjoy!
-Kirby
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